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[zhiva]

synecdochic posting in metaquotesSunday, June 8th, 2014 01:21 am

radiotelescope.livejournal.com:

"Gabe started practicing communicative urination..."

I look at this and think, hm, "declarative urination" would be a better phrase.

This immediately sends me down a bad path. Cats sometimes use declarative urination. Humans usually stick to functional urination, unless an emergency arises, in which case you have imperative urination. Dogs, of course, are keen on object-oriented urination.

I don't know where logical urination comes in. It's probably a subtag of K/S on AO3, but I ain't looking.

(Context is discussing feline displeasure, among other things.)