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- Ні, а як?
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- Повбивав би!
Tuesday, June 17th, 2014 11:15 am
[personal profile] synecdochic posting in [community profile] metaquotesSunday, June 8th, 2014 01:21 am
[identity profile] radiotelescope.livejournal.com:
"Gabe started practicing communicative urination..."

I look at this and think, hm, "declarative urination" would be a better phrase.

This immediately sends me down a bad path. Cats sometimes use declarative urination. Humans usually stick to functional urination, unless an emergency arises, in which case you have imperative urination. Dogs, of course, are keen on object-oriented urination.

I don't know where logical urination comes in. It's probably a subtag of K/S on AO3, but I ain't looking.


(Context is discussing feline displeasure, among other things.)
Monday, August 26th, 2013 01:31 pm
Today's Oglaf (sort of SFW) illustrates statistical fallacies.
Saturday, January 19th, 2013 01:02 am
Ця цитата, імо, чудово описує ТіДжея з http://tjandamal.com/ :)
Monday, October 15th, 2012 06:00 pm
17:57 І.: Саша, лазер таки навантажує телефон не слабо
17:57 я: хєхєхє
17:57 І.: ми перевірили на Олеговому телефоні
17:58 І.: просто коли я питав чи не тормозить - він сказав що ні
17:58 I.: просто для нього це не тормозить
17:58 я: :)


я ж зразу казала, що тормозитиме :)
Friday, June 8th, 2012 04:59 pm
A coworker picked up the development of a project for which I wrote demo. Today he asked me for help, because on retina devices slingshot band was too thin and with offset and he couldn't figure why. Offset was fixed by multiplying anchor points coordinates by scale factor, but we couldn't do anything with the width. After a few minutes I tried my demo in retina mode, and it worked fine. We put the texture from demo into the project, and it worked fine.

Turns out hd texture for the rubber band in the project was not a bigger version of this texture, but a picture of a curved rubber band. Which, of course, was then stretched by glDrawArrays and looked like a very very thin band. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thursday, June 7th, 2012 09:46 am
"How can I tell if a corpse is safe to eat?"
"My head keeps falling off. What can I do?"
"Is it dangerous to go extreme pig riding in a thunderstorm?"
"Is a horse actually faster than running?"
"Can I permanently kill important people?"
"Is there any reason for me to sleep?"
"Does hitting a sheep in the face yield more wool?"
Monday, February 27th, 2012 10:28 pm
I just ran a dungeon on my bard and couldn't understand why casting motif of grandeur/regeneration caused such FPS drop. And then I found 230 screenshots in my Fraps/Screenshots folder. Turns out my motifs macro was on the same key with fraps's "take screenshot" command.
Thursday, December 8th, 2011 02:10 am
when you are trying to remember how to say "раз, два и обчелся" in English and the only thing you can think of is "index out of bounds".
Monday, November 14th, 2011 08:03 pm
http://bash.org.ru/quote/414234
Из твиттера:
Чертово аниме. Читаю: "при разрезке одной катаной заготовки на кратные прутки..." и думаю, откуда, бля, они там на заводе достанут катану?!
Wednesday, August 17th, 2011 03:25 pm
flibusta.net не любит слово "винт":

Friday, July 29th, 2011 07:42 pm

Cleric: Can one of you draw me a picture of him in chalk?
Celia: Well I'll try, but I suck at drawing faces. I always make both eyes the same size by accident.
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